2X10 Red Museum

Mulder: Gary Kane. Sixteen years old, high school junior, C student, first string Varsity Football, member of the local 4-H Club. Not one of Wisconsin's more remarkable kids, but still the apple of his mother's eye.

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Scully: What's the significance of the name Red Museum?

Sheriff Mazeroski: Well, Odin and the rest of them are a bunch of vegetarians. They drove the ranch right into the ground. Turned 500 head of beef cattle into pets. Calls it a monument to barbarism.

Mulder: Probably went over big with the local ranchers.

Sheriff Mazeroski: Well you got to admit it takes some big ones to set down in the middle of cow country and start a church like his.

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Mulder: They're walk-ins.

Scully: What are walk-ins?

Mulder: Believers in soul transference, enlightened spirits who have taken possession of other peoples bodies.

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Scully: You know, Mulder, ribs like these I'd say the Church Of the Red Museum has his work cut out for it.

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Scully: So, you started to tell me about walk-ins, but I'm not sure if I grasped the finer points.

Mulder: It's kind of a new aged religion based on an old idea, that if you lose hope or despair and want to leave this mortal coil you become open and vulnerable.

Scully: To inhabitation by a new spirit.

Mulder: A new enlightened spirit. According to the literature, Abe Lincoln was a walk-in. And Mikail Gorbachev and Charles Colson, Nixon's adviser.

Scully: But not Nixon?

Mulder: No. Not even they want to claim Nixon.

Scully: So are you still subscribing to the Sheriff's claims of possession?

Mulder: I don't know. In the absence of any plausible explanation, it's a novel theory.

Scully: Well I'll tell you something, I feel kind of weird saying this, but I got the creeps in that apartment today.

Mulder: Really?

Scully: Yeah, why? What's going on? [There is a disturbance in the street outside the restaurant]

Mulder: The sperm posse just rode into town.

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[Mulder stops four of the local kids from picking on a young Red Museum convert]

Rick Mazeroski: Well, why don't you run along with the little wife? You're going to miss the tour bus.

Katie: She's got a gun.

Rick Mazeroski: Well what's she going to do? Shoot us? Go call my dad, Katie. I think he'd like to hear about this.

Mulder: Who's your dad?

Rick Mazeroski: He's the Sheriff.

Mulder: Yeah. I think he would like to hear about this.

Brad: Come on. Let's just get out of here, Rick.

Scully: It's kind of hard to tell the villains without a scorecard.

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Scully: I just examined the girl.

Mulder: What did you find?

Scully: Not much until the toxicology report came back.

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Mulder: You know, for a holy man, you've got quite a knack for pissing people off.

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Scully: Why'd you sell it?

Old Man: Business changed. People changed too.

Mulder: In what way?

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Old Man: Changed a whole lot of things.

Scully: How do you mean?

Old Man: Well, that fracas in town this afternoon, ten, even five years ago, never would have happened. People around here have changed, you know, they've gotten mean, spiteful, dog-eat-dog. We had seven rapes here last year, by high school boys. This business of the kids being found in the woods, well, I think that you're going to find it all comes from the same root source.

Mulder: The growth hormone?

Old Man: Yes sir.

Scully: But those hormones have been proven safe, they've been cleared by the FDA.

Old Man: Says who? The government?

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[A case full of money has been found at the crash site of a light plane]

Mulder: Looks like the doctor may have been delivering more than babies.

Sheriff Mazeroski: That's why I brought you out here.

Mulder: Any clue as to what this is about?

Sheriff Mazeroski: I have no idea. Jerry Larson was a pillar in this community. He was the last of the country doctors.

Mulder: Well, wherever he was coming from, I'd say that was a hell of a house call.

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Mulder: Scully, you're not going to believe this.

Scully: You found a connection between the out-of-town kids and the kids abducted here. Every one of them was delivered and treated through childhood by Dr Larson.

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Scully: What is it, Mulder?

Mulder: Looks like somebody's private little movie studio.

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Scully: That's Purity Control, Mulder.

Mulder: Do you know what you're saying, Scully?

Scully: The man who died in that plane crash has been inoculating these kids with antibodies derived from what may have been an extraterrestrial source.

Mulder: He's been injecting those kids with alien DNA.

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Scully: I think I know who shot him, Mulder. That man that I recognised on the road today... is the same man that executed Deep Throat.

Mulder: Whoever's behind this, he's here covering their tracks. He's going to go after the kids.